I've spent the last couple days in Oregon with an old roommate. Vale and I drove down and had a great time. While we were driving, I taught him what the colors on the traffic lights mean. Red means STOP, Green means GO and yellow means SLOW DOWN. Vale was my little stop light monitor throughout the trip. Tonight when we got home I sat him down in front of Jared to show off what he learned. Here's how it went down... Me: "Vale, let's tell Dad what you learned about stop lights, okay? Red means???"
Vale: "Stop!"
Me: "Green means???"
Vale: "Go!"
Me: "Yellow means???"
Vale: "COPS!"
Although Jared laughed histerically, I got a sick feeling that this might be the last road trip Jared let's me take with Vale......
